All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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