So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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