I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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