Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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