do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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