it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I am naked and annoyed.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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