Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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