Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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