What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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