It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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