I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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