she was so not down for the gang bang
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I am mentally ready for anal.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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