Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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