What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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