You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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