like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
porn star boner night. come get it.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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