Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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