The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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