If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
i think i have two assholes
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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