Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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