Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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