Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
NoShamevember. You game?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
ok first of all what the fuck
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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