PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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