you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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