I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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