Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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