He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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