That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
