Cold hands, warm shart.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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