fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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