I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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