you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
