BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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