I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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