why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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