why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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