we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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