He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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