porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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