69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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