Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
I'm really busy with my period
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