they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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