Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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