u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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