that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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