How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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