The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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