i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize