I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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