The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
dude. I can hear the air.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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