But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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