And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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