We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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