Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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