We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Alive.
So much puke
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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